Wooden Sunglasses Polarized Lens look good, feel good, probably taste good if you’re into that sorta thing. They came in this nice, sturdy case with one of those live strong type rubber bracelets, so you can get your Armstrong on wrapped around it. Inside the case came a pair if Woodies shades (crazy right!), a white soft carry pouch (for when you want that soft sensual supple touch for your woo die~), a woodies sticker (for sticking in public places you probably shouldn’t stick stickers to), a monopoly card (for confusing other players the next time you play), a guitar pick (to gather dust with your guitar sitting in the corner of the room that you bought saying you’ll play every day but all you’ve learned to play is Wonder wall, and you messed up at a party once, so now you don’t play it)
Oh, and probably the nicest cleaning cloth I’ve seen. Seriously, it’s really pleasant. I’d bring it to dinner with my parents and introduce it to my mom, who would totally approve.
