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Rubber Duck Bicycle Bell

Rubber Duck Bicycle Bell
Rubber Duck Bicycle Bell

HORNTOP Duck Bike Bell,Rubber Duck Bicycle Horn with LED Light and Propeller Gun Helmet, Squeeze Horn Loud Sound,Car Dashboard Decorations & Bicycle Accessories

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Rubber Duck Bicycle Bell is very nice product.  First and foremost, there are ONLY two points in time… you wandering around in the lingering darkness and you purchasing this doctorate degree educated, black belt in Jiu Jitsu, Kendo, Karate, Muy Thai, Aikido, Judo, Krav Maga holding, take your daughter out to a fancy restaurant, hold the door for her, pay for top shelf drinks, and have her home by 10pm sharp, gentleman of a duck.

LISTEN! This pipehittin fowl beast served in WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam and knows a thing or two, or a hundred, ways to provide overwatch. Race duck has experience with, and been trained on, multiple weapons systems and is highly capable of being integrated into whatever equipment you’re running. So while you’re shredding trail and gettin tail this raceduck has your 6,3,8,9,2 o’clock non stop, no questions asked, 24/7, 365 including holidays.

Let’s talk performance specs… when this duck isn’t in a flannel out back chopping wood, fixing your mom’s broken down car, running a tablesaw, or carefully planning out finances….this belt fed, air cooled, panty dropper of a duck provides a full, 30% flat performance increase… YOU HEARD ME…. BILLY BADDASS duck here eats high octane Enduro, Trail, Xc, Downhill runs for breakfast, comes back for lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack just because he’s an aficionado of the gnar. No need to use either of your cowards pedals (brakes my guy) because no matter what you throw this ducks way, he stays put, stoic, quacking maniacally as you decend into the depths of mountain bike hell seeking your fastest time, your hardest rip, and anything in the mortal plane you wish to send. This duck obviously lifts. Everytime I crash, Miyamoto Muducky here reaches out with his tender wings and lifts me up, tells me faliure is part of the growing process, stares into my soul and gently whispers, “Send it”.

Listen, I’m just a guy who loves his bikes, testing his limits, and ripping trail. Nobody cared who I was until I put the duck on. Now everyone wants to know what my secret is…in truth it is my trusty race duck. Ducky Mcduckerson here makes all other famous ducks pale in comparison. The Duck stands virtuous and when I think I can’t hit one more jump, send one more downhill, rip technical trail, or cruise on flat ground… the duck is there ever watching, protecting, encouraging, and with me till the end. Send it!

Promised Review by Aaren
  • The duck bike bell can be used not only as a bike
  • Interesting Car Decorations
  • Made of safe and non-toxic silica gel without any damage to us
  • Squeak and Fun